Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after
marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
Posted By : ajay on 2008-12-09
Sardar Plants Chickekn
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the
dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for
another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
Posted By : ajay on 2008-12-09
Sardar ji in Flight with out Engine
Fifteen minutes into the flight
from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, "Ladies and
gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry
about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still
have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced,
"One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two
hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An
hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our
arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we
still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Posted By : ajay on 2008-12-09
Sardar in Train Journey
After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was
occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the
top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the
stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand hindi had occupied his son's birth . Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained , " That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
Posted By : ajay on 2008-12-09
Sardar in American Beach---
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
Posted By : ajay on 2008-12-09
Sardar in Microsoft---
SantaSingh sent
his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days
later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our
requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone
call shall be entertained. Thanks
Santa singh jumped
with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the
guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee
ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued
Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter
english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa
jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
Posted By : ajay on 2008-12-09
A teenage girl at the perfume counter...
A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter.
She sees, “My Sin”, “Desire”, and “Ecstasy”. She says to the
salesperson, “I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to
smell nice.”
Posted By : ajay on 2008-12-09
Car Privileges
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter
family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late
from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the
driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At
11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father
asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"
"Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.
Dead-panned,
her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the
paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."
